Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Really Bad Writing Advice: The Cluless One Opines on Blog Frequency 2

(With apologies to any computer wizards who managed to read this when it was posted yesterday; I'm getting email -- thank you!!! -- that folks couldn't read beyond the blurby thingy & were being asked to register, so I'm trying again. Leaving up the old, unreadable one briefly, so we can troubleshoot. God knows, I don't want to leave people shivering in the cyberworld with only good writing advice to keep them warm.)


Dear Clueless One,

Is it true that if I don't blog frequently, weekly, daily, every few minutes, seriously more than once a month which would represent a terrible dereliction of duty to the ever-updating Wonderful World of Books, I won't have a platform and I'll be a social media failure and an outcast and no one will ever read my books because I haven't been peppering them with a bunch of freaking fun facts?

Best,

Seriously Worried That I'm Doomed


Dear Seriously,

Yes.

Love,
Clueless


And may I add, Doomed People, that if you can't get your blog to function properly, Doomed would be a step up.

4 comments:

  1. Hey, you're not doomed. The fact that I could read it and reply here is proof. But I hate to miss an opportunity for a step up... Mixed blessing.

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  2. Who, me? I am so not doomed; everybody else, OTOH, is in deep trouble. (Many thanks for the heads up, by the way!!!)

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  3. Very cute. I wouldn't say doomed though. Struggling with technology, maybe.

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  4. Haha, puts it all in perspective. Oh, and I'm doomed right alongside of you.

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